Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Cerita- Cerita Rokok







Cigarette Name story

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
         
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
          
 We got married by Perillys , the priest
 We checked in at the house of Dunhill
 And booked into room number 555
 I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
 I played with her two Matterhorns
           
 When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, 'You are a Rough Rider !!!'
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered' I want MORE! !!!'
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!!




P/S: Credits to my former HR Boss Zurina : )




1 comment:

JR Shoppe said...

Puitisnya sajak rokok ni...pengeluar rokok tentu seronok membacanya...